He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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