shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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