so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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