I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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