wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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