I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I don't think brook has ever known best
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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