I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I want her autograph on my taint
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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