Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Randomize
