BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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