hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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