Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
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I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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