The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
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