Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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