Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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