Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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