I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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