i permit you to call me
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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