Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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