If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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