Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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