i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
then he tried to convert me to islam
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
being pregnant is like rehab
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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