shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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