I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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