Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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