its not stalking. its research.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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