Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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