Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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