Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I think I just sharted jello shots
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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