It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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