I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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