normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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