I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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