How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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