he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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