if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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