I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
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