Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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