franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
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She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
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Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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