i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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