I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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