I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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