It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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