I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
I've blown a few things in my day
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
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