I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
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