Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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