He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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