Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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