Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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