There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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