I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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