I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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