he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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