Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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