Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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