I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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