I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Randomize
