Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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