Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
What a fucking waste of an outfit
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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